Why Money is Better than Friends? (Just for Laughter)

1. Money is a friend, who will definitely help you when your purse runs dry. Friends may help you, depending on their mood.
   
2. When you trade in your money for something you like, people won’t call you a traitor or a betrayer. If you trade in your friends for something you like, you will live in humiliation for the rest of your life.
   
3. Money will not betray you. Friends may betray you.
   
4. Money gets you lots of boy/girlfriends. Friends may steal your boy/girlfriends.
   
5. You just need to put your hand into your pocket to reach your money. Your friends can only be reached if they switch on their phone, and if they are free to answer your call.
   
6. A friend only wishes you good luck. Money grants most of your wishes.
   
7. Without friends, you will be lonely. But without money, you will die of hunger. Even if your friends feed you, they feed you with money.
   
8. Money is the best companion, who is always free to hangout with you, at any moments. You need to wait until friends are free if you want to hangout with them.
   
9. Your money won’t gossip with each other behind your back. Your friends may talk bad about you.
   

Well, a good friend is really hard to find. No one is perfect anyway. But if you are that one lucky person who has a great friend that you can even marry to, keep in mind, that one good friend doesn’t last forever. Appreciate those good fellows :)