Season Greetings

First of all, Merry Christmas to all of you... hmmm... from my room, I can smell the curry lingering from my neighbour's house!

Look! It's our Christmas cake!

You guys must be wondering why there is a happy birthday sign on the cake. Now I tell you why, it's Jesus' birthday! Happy birthday!!!

And as a tradition, Jolene and I will always visit Barbara and Tamaraa's house during Christmas, but I'm so sorry that I could not make it to Tamaraa's house this year because I had no transport.

I'm so sorry, Tammy, please forgive me!

And we had a real good time at her house. And it proves me that Barbara's mum is not just a Superstar Chef in Cafe World but she really has some fingers for cooking.

But, it was still a very, very embarassing day for me because I screwed up my magic show at the party!!! I should have taken overcome the stage fright by asking few more girls to accompany before I start the show!

Pieces of Alpha

Let us show you the power of Alpha!

high ionising power!

big mass!

positively charged!

Sorry, not that Alpha...

It's this Alpha!

I don't know what you've been told, 5 Alpha is good as gold, our class is the best... we talk loudest than the restz!!!!

Technically it's not so true... but what's happening here is true to life, man!

Games are essential for relaxing the mind, that's why the ancient people created this idiom 'All works and no play makes Jack a dull boy', no offence to any dull boys or Jack...

And we are here again playing with Bunsen burners! We won't give up on our scheme to burn down the school!

This is our cute Mathematics teacher and too sad to say, no matter how cute he is, our class still did not listen to him during Mathematics lessons...

Here we are again and wow, who's that rocker in between? Hahaa...!

And this is us and the school counselor... and again! Why do you like to kneel down so much, Hema!!!

Hey, where are those Indian boys frog-marching to, huh? Hahaa...

Look at me, how gentleman! Shh... Shalini will be jealous!

Yup, see as long as you want to, okay. It's real hard to see a smiling face on the boys during Biology class in the Biology laboratory.

And don't ya ever think that the nerdy oh Alphas don't know how to defence themselves, it's just because they don't react, doesn't mean that they are really inert.

Are they your sons...? I don't think they had even ever touched the window of their own houses... but at school, they really loved to clean the glasses... (P/S. hot gals always passed by our class)

And these two people loved Alpha too much that they could not let go thier hands even from the name plate!

And this is the poem of Alpha... hey, I'm one of the co-author here... no kidding... so no wonder I can make some poems that make girls swoon.

And we didn't always have time to entertain!

Yay, baby! Alpha rocks till the end!

I've been an author, mafia and magician, I think it's time to be a baker...

My First Time Making Donuts... I don't think they are donuts anyway...

The process of donutogenesis...

1. mix 2 tablespoon of yeast with 1/3 cup of lukewarm water.

2. let the yeast react with the water and by the time, you need to boil about 1/3 of milk and let it cool down to lukewarm.

3. then, mix the lukewarm milk with the reacted yeast and add in some salt.

4. mix melted butter (about 2 and a half scoop tablespoon will do lah...), about 12 to 14 teaspoon sugar, a tablespoon of oil, and an egg and then blend em' till they are smooth.

5. when they are smooth, add on the yeast and milk solution.

6. blend for another ten seconds.

7. add a little flour at a time until the dough becomes thicken and until it becomes like a dough that you can mould into various shapes.

8. leave the dough aside and have a cup of milk you have extra while waiting for the dough to rise.

9. after it rises, (P/S. the rate of rising of the dough depends on the temperature of mixture, the humidity of air and sometimes, your luck), squeeze the dough like you squeeze your enemy, slap the dough onto the surface and beat it! Have no mercy until the dough becomes like rubber, elastic and maleable.

10. cut the dough into various shapes, but sizes matter, make bigger sizes because smaller size will result in ... try it lah and you will know...

11. fry the dough with slow fire and constantly change the temperature according to situation.

12. once it's done, add on your favourite topping and blog it before serving to your friends and family.

But I know, once you see those pictures down there, you will throw this stupid recipe away. Yeah, that's what I did!

I know my donuts don't look as shiny and tasty than what's got in Big Apple and Dungkin Donuts...

And they are not of the same sizes and shapes... and like a bunch of defective buns...

But well, maybe it's the lighting problem you know... because...



This typical piece of donut just looks normal in close proximity...
Hey, I didn't just buy this and proclaims that is mine!

And these are outcasted! Definitely not going into anyone's mouth... Please dispose them if you experience the same results... sometimes, recipes obtained from the web can't be hundred percent accurate!

My First Time to Church Event

I can't believe this. I actually went to a church. It was quite fun anyway, luckily I have Amelia with me... Hehehe, I will keep the funny little secret between us... but anyway, I like it... Hahaha

These are my companions, Uncle Jon, Amanda and Amelia...
Aiyo! I didn't snap Gabriel's picture lah...! What a waste! First time meeting also didn't snap picture!

These were the games played there... Not much photos taken, sorry! But by the way, it was really funny that I got a anti-bacterial dish washer soap... eventually, I gave it to Gabriel because he is a good son who always help his mother washing the dishes, while I am a bad, bad person who never does the housework... so often... Hahahaa

So Pathetic... Now I have to bid my poor dog goodbye...

Neighbours- Are they really friends or foes?

This post is specially dedicated to my forever beloved dog, Money which had been a part of our family for almost five years since it was still a puppy and now, it had came into an end. This is the hardest ever post I have to write. Till' we meet again, Money...

I wish we did not need to make this choice, but sadly we have to. We actually lead a peaceful life with Money, but we would never know that today we have to leave him because we have shifted to a condominium which dogs are forbidden, so I have to make this dreadful decision to put this poor life in the custody of my aunt, who live in a terreance house, but the cruelty of human ruined the life of this poor soul.

Not my aunt, she welcomed Money with opened arms, but her 'good' ... for nothing neighbours make so much noise about it. Yet, he does not realize how much awful problems his stupid pussies had made for my aunt. So, in the end, we have no other choices but to send the dog away, and I don't6 know where and I will never be able to see him anymore. So long, take care. I love you always...

This is my brother, Gordon and our family dog, Money. I know how sad you feel when you have to separate from our family, but it's not even our choice to make. Look at your sad face. No matter how pathetic you look, you think people will be compassionate for you? No, the answer is no! You don't how cruel is life! And you must always remember, it's humans that make you suffer! It's them who make you a stray animal. If one day, you shall come back as a spirit, you will know who to haunt!


Forever in rememberance, Money... I love you always...

What Happened In Biology Lab?

5 Alpha, Creme' de la Creme and this is what they had been doin' before SPM and if the principal found out, they would be creamed...

But she didn't anyway...too bad

First of all, check out my V-shaped hot bod, I've been working real hard on it... And you know by looking at me, you know I have some packs inside. You wanna taste that? No? Then hands off my girls...

Since it's the last few days of the school, we don't mind putting the school in fire.

This is gonna be the last time I am gonna see and touch this picture, cause' no more tests, so no more peeking!

Sweet old days to be reminisced...

I still remember how Jolene and I first met, just an ordinary love at first sight. How a prefect fell in love with a phunk gangsta of the school...

And It's been a tradition for all examination candidates to shake hands and greet each other before their big day... Even though there's H1N1, this tradition shouldn't be abandoned...

Just like the Malay proverb 'Biar mati anak, jangan mati adat', which means even though we should die of H1N1, the tradition should never be neglected.

But to ensure nobody falls in this curse, every candidate haen provided face masks and sanitizer before entering the hall...

In this case, the tradition is served and the life is retained...

Ewww... I look like a pervert! Who's the photographer? And whatcha doing, Phui Ying?




Besides the school's public phototaking session, we also organized our private class phototaking session.

What to do? We need to rest also mah...

So, does my hug give you some special sensation like a great feeling of protection or some sort of thing like that?

Some proffesionals suggest that dancing helps relieve stress... but first you have to remove things that will make you stress... like those History books on your desk, excuse me?

These are...uh now is were... my vice principal, principal and right assistant... and us... Em... wait, excuse me, Hema, why are you kneeling down there?


This Is Alpha...!
Yup, this is it
Cream of the Cream
Ace of the Aces
King of the Kings
But There Are More That Meet The Eyes

I presume they have already met your eyes...

There is also one thing I also don't really understand... Why people like to put their hands on my shoulders while taking picture? That makes me look like...:

My Ghastly, Ghostly, Macabre Graduation

If there is an Award for the World's Most Ghastly Graduation, I think I have to step forward for the Award.

bad things always happen in life and for me, good things are just an intermission or a short break in our lamentation, like recess time or a school holiday... And when it ends, life will return to us and make us resume its cruelty...

so as I said, we had a great holiday before graduation, and of course, we did enjoy ourselves badly, before we were told the truth...

i just can't understand why girls like to strip me off?

And they like to see me strip..

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And it was really cool to wear the robe and pretend that we have magic, exception for me I do have some magic.

And I am always a phunk rocker... no matter in what condition...

so bad of you, huh? Purposely don't wanna snap my pic! Why eh? Am I too cool for picture?

Holiday's Over.

Return to your life.

Actually, life could really be prettier if there's no bastards and bitches who's got nothing else better to do than to destroy other people's life.

Now who's gonna get it, huh, bitch?

Don't blame my graphic, the hall is still going to look ghostly even if I had not added those ghosts in the photo. And for your information, I just added the ghosts, the other effects are real to life. Check out the other pictures if you still don't trust me.

This is the original, untouched photo, but taken with another camera from another view, so it may be different a bit. Look carefully. Are you brave enough to go there alone?

I really had no damned mood to snap any pictures in a haunted auditorium because we might snap some other *things* in the picture. And you know, before that, *pontianak*s were disturbing me in the hall. But I think I had demolished it now...

This is my official graduation photo, coolness perserved, evilness retained...

Will be right back... Keep on haunting...